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I've got 99 problems but a uterus ain't one - funny hysterectomy bookmark gift
I've got 99 problems but a uterus ain't one - funny hysterectomy bookmark gift
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Looking for a funny hysterectomy gift? Look no further! This hilarious bookmark has an engraved design that reads, "I've got 99 problems but a uterus ain't one!" It's the perfect gift for your friend with a sense of humor, who just happens to be recovering from a hysterectomy.
This laser engraved wood bookmark is made of hardwood plywood and measures 1/16” thick, 1.75 inches wide, and 6.5 inches long.
Add an optional tassel to express your perfect style.
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